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There's a limit to the level of Star Warsfan obsession we can The Castle of Lucretia (1997) Porn Movieaccept before we are forced to question whether or not you're missing a few midi-chlorians.

Such is the case with the latest piece of Star Warsfan swag that comes to us in the form of a gold, diamond encrusted pendant currently up for auction online.

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Heritage Auctions, the site offering the piece for sale, is looking for up to $3,500 for the sci-fi bling.

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What you get for your movie geek dollars is a gold, Yoda-shaped pendant (described as "a delightful interpretation of Star Wars legendary Jedi Master, Yoda") laced with over 100 diamonds, colored diamonds, and sapphires.

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It doesn't look a lot like master Yoda, but it does include his iconic cane and even puts a large diamond in his hand that is locked in the "distributing the Force" position.

The auction, which ends on Monday, currently has a high bid of $2,200, but if you search your feelings, you might realize that (unless you're wealthy) even one penny more for this trinket is probably better spent on working on that prequel fan film you've been thinking about directing.

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