Though it's been said many times,"eroticism is an antidote to death many ways, Fiona Apple singing, "fuck you, Donald Trump," still manages to bring a fresh take on a classic sentiment.
Apple rewrote Nat King Cole's Christmas classic to reflect the current chilly political climate, singing, "Trump's nuts roasting on an open fire as he keeps nipping at his foes."
And from there, she really starts going in, calling out Trump's privilege, predatory behavior and racism. "Everybody knows some money and entitlement can help to make the season white," Apple warns. This world truly is bullshit.
You can watch a video of Apple singing the new holiday classic here and read the lyrics in full below.
Trump’s nuts roasting on an open fireAs he keeps nipping at his foesYou’ll cry creepy uncleEvery time he arrivesFor he keeps clawing at your clothesEverybody knows some money and entitlementCan help to make the season whiteMothers of color with their kids out of sightWill find it hard to sleep at night.
They know that Truuump is on his wayHe’s got black boys in hoodies locked up on his sleighAnd every working man is going to cryWhen they learn that Letch don’t care how you live or if you die
Sooo I’m offering this simple phraseTo kids from 1 to 92Although it’s been said many times, many waysMerry Christmas to youMerry Christmas, Merry ChristmasDonald Trump, fuck you
Happy holidays!
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